1-6-04
Wow! Another update! Slight design freshening, updated the cool/uncool page and the picoftheday. Yahoo! My site kicks ass! Not all the links in the text are working quite right, but the links up top work, so use them. : P Also, a Philosophical Ramblings page is in the works, which will consist of my own work, and possibly submissions from readers. Feel free to submit somethimg.

12-30-03
Look! Another update! Surely the endtimes are upon us! Arrgh! Jenny got me set up with a copy of Dreamweaver, so I can (more or less) alter this website without (much) help. Yay! Also, this site will be added to Jenny's new content-based webring. Unfortunately for me, this means I will have to add some content. So things will be changing around here. New sections, weekly stories, livejournal updates, new photos, maybe even a new layout for the site. Sounds impressive, no? Almost as good as what was promised in this site's first update a year ago. Heh... I'll try to do better this time : ) What a lamer site...

12-25-03
Heh... I'm still alive. You all thought I was dead, but I'm not. I'm blowing the lid off the first great hoax of the 21st century. UPDATE!!!! Heh. Of course, the site still sucks in that there's a severe lack of content. Oh well. :P

5-11-03
Did a little formatting. Now, when you click on "livejournal," you'll see a pic of fatty me playing my fatty sister's fatty Dean. Oh yeah! And if you've been jonesing for updates, keep in mind that the livejournal is updated frequently. Wahoo!

Go to the "photos" section...you'll find a link to a guitar that I have for sale.

1-31-03
The site continues to grow! I now have some actual content in the Ranchero section. There are still a crapload of various pics to upload, but many of those need to be scanned. Unfortunately, they were taken "back in the day," before the advent of what I like to call "digital camera." I have been too lazy to do this so far, but hey! At least this site is updated more often than this one . The Cool/Uncool section may also be updated, but I am writing this in advance, so you'll just have to 3-10-03
check and see for yourself.

First Update

I don't want this site to be one of those lamer pages that never get updated ( Jeremiah ), so here's my first update! I'm still playing around with the basic framework of this site, but as you can see, I've added an entire section about my sweet car. Why the heck would I do that, you ask? It's simple: I want hits. Lots of hits! And there arent too many pages with detailed information about 1979 Ford Rancheros out there (not that theres any lack of demand...). So after I flesh out this new section, I can submit it to every search engine I can find, and this site's traffic will become a virtual stampede! ...Right? At either rate, it's feeling pretty barren here right now, but fear not, oh fearless reader, and soon there will be a plethora of pictures, a truckload of text, and a little less alliteration to occupy your musty mind (sorry, I couldn't help myself). P.S. I know some of the pictures aren't working, I just haven't gotten around to uploading them yet! By the way, did you know that P.S. stands for Post-Script? Now you do!